Listen to the sound of a slug, eating!

This sound file is 219k in size and is certainly NOT a hoax (who would bother anyway?)
A copy now resides in the wildlife sound archives of the British Library.
I remember talking to the curator at the time. He suggested that I could either email it to him or put it on floppy disk and send it by snail mail ;-)
I believe slugs travel better by email.

I think I've hit rock bottom..